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The Kids Are Fucked Up

When I was 7, I was completely mystified by Mulan.
That cartoon bitch had it all.
She had the audacity to pretend to be a guy and she got to fall in love.
Think about it.
If you were caught cross dressing, do you really think anyone would love you.
Looking back I see that Disney intoxicated my expectation of relationships.

When I was 7, Sheryl Crow released “My Favorite Mistake.”
That bitch was delusional.
She subconsciously convinced me it is good to dwell on my mistakes.
Looking back I see that Sheryl intoxicated my common sense.

When I was 10, I got a scooter for Christmas.
That is probably the closest I’ll ever get to falling in love.

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LOL

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There is a generation of men and women for whom, in their youth, the planets were unimaginably distant points of light, and the Moon was the paradigm of the unattainable. Those same men and women, in middle life, have seen their fellows walk upon the surface of the Moon; in their old age, they will likely see men wandering along the dusty surface of Mars, their journeys illuminated by the battered face of Phobos. There is only one generation of humans in the ten-million-year history of mankind that will live through such a transition. That generation is alive today.

– Carl Sagan, The Cosmic Connection (via unbearablevastness)

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